What are some good comebacks when someone calls you a pansy?

someone i know has a bad habit of calling people less-masculine than he is, a pansy. what's a good way to break his habit?

What are some good comebacks when someone calls you a pansy?
a pansy? wtf is that who even use that sh!t anymore. ok ok tell him he need to stop acting like a arrogant litle ***** and go stuff oatmeal into his hairy vagina and eat it
Reply:Tell him you've got a 8 (9, or whatever) inch ____ and that you'll show him yours if he shows you his.





Most guys who use the word "pansy" generally are homophobes. A comment like the above may make him think you are gay, thereby causing him to stop using a gay-derogatory name. It may simply shock the hell out of him, especially if you never say things like that.
Reply:1. You can ignore him. Granted, it's not a comeback. per se, but it does irritate people who want attention.





2. Tell him "your sister/mom didn't think so last night," or something to that effect.





3. Kick him in the nuts. He'll forget all about your supposed pansiness.
Reply:who the phuck calls someone a pansy?! this is 2008! thats. Call him a sh*t face, or workout or ignore him.
Reply:Just tell him that only people who are insecure in their own masculinity questions that of others!