Sunday, May 16, 2010

Instead of riding a white horse like a pansy, shouldn't Jesus be riding a Harley when he returns?

shouldnt you be at ur room playing with barbie dolls? and wait for that white blonde blue eyes male doll to become real and get married in a castle?

Instead of riding a white horse like a pansy, shouldn't Jesus be riding a Harley when he returns?
Nah, he will be riding in a big SUV, probably a tricked out white hummer.
Reply:I didn't know he was returning on a white horse. But yea...A harley sounds just fine!
Reply:Jesus should ride TROGDOR when he returns! That would rock!





***I'm just playing...I believe in a kind God and I see Jesus as having a good sense of humour (he'd have to have one...lol)
Reply:No ways. He'll be coming down on a KTM.
Reply:Why would he ride something so loud and slow? If you want loud and slow, buy a John Deere tractor.
Reply:he would be riding a fully loaded army tank
Reply:you must be very young.......or he would though twice about this question...but than you have to live wth it
Reply:I've never seen a white horse like a pansy.
Reply:It takes more balls to ride a living creature that can kill you if it turns on you than to ride an inanimate object that does what you direct it to do. Although a Harley WOULD look cool.
Reply:I have a new theory that the book of Revelation, like Daniel chapters 10-12 were narrated by demons. If a demon can impersonate the prophet Samuel, then why can't it impersonate Jesus?





In any event, I think people seem to treat Jesus much like the sun was treated in ancient Greece. People thought that the light came out of their eyes and that the planets revolved around the earth. The sun was driven by or driving a chariot. Why not put Jesus on a chariot? He's practically treated like it.
Reply:The Bible teaches some pretty sobering things, including:


* We will stand before a righteous judge when we die.


* We are all sinners, unworthy to be let into a perfect heaven.


* Followers of Christ who have repented and surrendered control of their life to Him will receive mercy.


* Non believers will receive justice


* Mockers and scoffers will be treated especially harshly.


* It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of an angry God.
Reply:He he.. Why not? I have always pictures that IF he comes, he will descend from the sky, like an angel. Not riding horses or other tings.
Reply:shame on you..........riding the white horse........no drugs please....................and he's not a hells angel to be seen on the harley.......................God have mercy on your Soul...
Reply:ahhh... black leather jesus....
Reply:Funnily enough when I was having a few jars with him the other day in the pub he reckoned his comeback would be hard to beat even by Britney's standards. Something about feather boas, show girls and piro technics? Can't remember much more I was face down on the bar and the landlady was getting tetchy about the time.
Reply:Um, Jesus won't be riding a "white" horse. Death rides a pale horse. Famine, Disease are what follows him. No, Jesus will come down a fluffy cloud and take his followers..... somewhere.... cause it says he's going to destroy the Heavens AND Earth... so who knows, maybe Limbo? *shrug* I guess they're gonna hang in the sky till God gets done.
Reply:No.
Reply:HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Only if he wants to show his tough side this time. Last time was he was a nice guy and he was riding an a$ss (like YOU)!
Reply:please don't call Jesus ( peace be upon him ) a pansy. as a Muslim, i find this highly offensive. Jesus ( peace be upon him ) will return and ride what God wills.
Reply:I was going to suggest a pogo stick, but I like the Trogdor suggestion above *much* more. BURNANATING THE COUNTRYSIDE, BURNANATING THE ATHEISTS!


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